Introduction...

Rhonda's Escapades.
My personal e-retreat; open for the entire Internet's viewing pleasure.

So, I will be posting here regularly with the boring happenings of my life. ^_^ Its your choice to read. Though if you really plan to read this blog, you are another fan -- I love my fans. Please, do not expect any entertainment from reading this blog. When I post here, I will do it as if I am talking to myself -- unless I somehow gain an audience (Which would be creepy anyways).

I created this blog to rant and to write about my crappy life. Since writing helps me relieve stress... Blogger has become my new friend.

Just a few facts and information on my current situation:

• I am 18, but I am a prisoner to my own home basically. Not literally, but virtually.
• I live with my crybaby mother, my idiotic stepfather and my {seemingly retarded} 14 year old brother. My sister is also here temporarily for the summer (thank god!) to cause chaos and stir up trouble. I love her dearly, but sometimes I wouldn't mind watching her die in a fire.
  
• I have two cars. A silver, 03' Dodge Neon and and a 04' Chrysler Sebring (my latest). Mind you, this Sebring is my 3rd car and i'm only 18. Why have I ran though so many cars already? Because I tend to neglect things that I am not using, thats why. I do not drive -that- much so I didn't see it necessary to get the oil/transmission fluid changed regularly. So whatever, I forgot and the engine was on the verge of locking up and the transmission wasn't properly changing gears.. or something like that. I forgot. Please note, the car would get WORSE every time it was driven, so I used it for emergency purposes ONLY. But nooo. My sister always thought it was cool to snag my keys in the middle of the night. Now, its worth under $100 and its repairs cost over $1000. Joy. Thanks to my luck, I recently persuaded my mother to purchase me another car! My lovely Sebring. Nice size, sunroof, power windows and air conditioning. Pretty much everything I wanted. I love my car, even though I had to wait almost a month to drive it after it was bought. Ugh.
• More on my sister. Not only does she take my car against my will, she is really immature. Its really beyond belief. She is in college and she thinks prank-calls, pouring cold-water on people and making 'Your Momma' jokes (mind you, we're sisters ) is amusing. I only have to deal with her for 3 more weeks; I will live. Hopefully.
  
• I am cursed with a sleeping disorder. I will explain it whenever I feel like it.
• Its like I learn something terrifying everyday about my past relationships that I didn't know.
• My stalker showed up again today. Pathetic kid.
• No one will take me to go see the Dark Knight. :(

That is all. More to come.

- Rhondaaaa