This Puppy

This puppy is extremely, extremely, extremely cute and I want iiiitttt. :(
He looks like a cute little bear. Honestly, I don't really care for dogs but this cutie here will be my one && only exception.

As you can see, he is trying to shimmy out of Cate's burly, man arms (ily Cate<3)



Cate, you fucking whore! You look like you're hurting him! D<

I have survived 08', but what will 2009 bring?

Well for one, I am graduating in 2009. So that means that 2009 will bring more freedom. ...Or not.

My mother will still be a bitch. I will still be unemployed. I will still be a loser, lol. I'm 18; I should be out living life, but instead I glued to my computer seat typing meaningless messages to strangers.
Gee, Rhonda, perhaps you should get off your ass and begin contributing to society.
Well you see, I would... if I could. :|

I predict 2009 will not differ much from 2008 aside from my graduation. However, since am prisoner to my own room, my graduation will be considered a minor event. I won't be able to celebrate with my friends, just my creepy family.

Oh well. I can't change the cards I've been dealt, but I sure can complain about them.
I hate my life, yet I love it. If I had a choice, I probably wouldn't change it~

The Joy of Life

Well. As of late, Miss Rhonda has been leading an uneventful, boring, empty life. Nothing new, actually.
I am still a nerd: I have made programming (PHP<3) a hobby.. I no longer spend evenings in the school's library, but I do read/study with my girlfriends.. I spend a lot of time in front of a computer screen, obviously.. I am contemplating leaving All-Star cheer; I'm outgrowing this shit and they are beginning to annoy me.. I will still participate in school events, though. =)

The boys made it to the quarter-finals. Great season, boys!
Just look at the perfection of our formation on the homecoming game.





Eeee! And look at these pics from homecoming. =)





Thats all for now<333

Cutest Picture Ever!

The lovely Makenzie & yours truly, in the schoolbus. We were heading to Northwood for a game.
Edit: We won. :]

iLOVEthisPICTURE<3333

Ugh School

Well... I have only been in school for about week and I am sick of it already. Apparently, a shitload of rumors about me popped up over the summer. Some are true and some a pretty fucking retarded. I never knew I was so popular..
Its obvious that my own friends have been turning against me lately; telling my business, talking about me behind my back. Its amazing how I have been friends with these people since elementary-school and suddenly they find it necessary to gossip about me. So when I walked into the school, all of those cold, accusing eyes were all on me. But you know..? Its alright. I know who ran their mouth -- I know exactly who leaked all of that bullshit from their mouth -- And I know (for a fact) that when I return the favor, its going to fucking hurt them.

So, lets get this {shitty} senior year over and its off to college {maybe} I go. :|

The End Of Summer

Awuh. It seems that my summer is coming to an end... Back to school I go. Senior year is going to be lovely. I believe that I had a nice summer -- better than most atleast. I won't be on the computer as much anymore, i'll be back in the library... being a nerd as usual. :)

Thoughts on intimacy

So here I am, questioning not only my sexuality, but my sanity -- again. I think I have a loose understanding on what exactly a relationship is. I claim to be bisexual, but I often find myself pushing BOTH genders away. I seem to be up for almost anything except an actual relationship... with... -shudders- commitments. Why? Because I'm not "girlfriend material". I have my reasons:

• I tend to become bored with people extremely quick. In a way, I sort of hate people. The majority of them are whiny, unstable, idiotic creatures. I have no tolerance for stupid, clueless people. Seriously.
  
• I am not caring enough. It annoys the shit out of me when people expect me to listen to their problems and coach them through life. People always expect Rhonda to hold their hands and guide them through their lives. Its your fucking life, live it the way you want. I have my own shit to deal with.
• For guys, I cannot cook. Unless you like takeout, don't you dare ask me to cook. You just might end up homeless.
• I am socially inept. I lack self-confidence. I am a naturally angry person. I am not schizophrenic, I am just moody.
• I hate talking. Unless you have something important to say, don't you dare open your mouth. Honestly, some people should have their ability to speak revoked.
• I like to do what I want to do. I will not stop doing what I want to do just because you don't want to. Fuck that.

That pretty much sums up why I would make the shittiest girlfriend in the world. Whether my partner is male or female, the relationship just won't work. There will be no chemistry, no bonding, nothing. I believe in love, I swear I do. I just think that unless my dangerous attitude changes, I won't be "in love" anytime soon.

I am lacking a love-life and it fucking hurts. It really does. People say, "I don't need love", but I think they are either emotionless or full of shit. Without an intimate companion, I feel... empty. Its like, I could have any/everything {materialistic} and I still won't be happy if I don't have someone to share it with. I am doomed to be alone.

I don't care what anyone else says, a lot of guys are full of shit; they lie just to get what they want. I am just one of the few girls (how rare!) that can easily see through those lies. These young ladies never seem to realize that a guy will say almost WHATEVER IT TAKES to get you to open your legs. But instead of being smart (like most of you claim to be), you listen to it. Then about nine months later, the expression on your face is fucking priceless.
But you see, its not only guys. Girls are annoying, gossiping bitches. A girl will tell just about ANYTHING to boost her social-status and to gain the title of "Guru for Gossip". Its just how they are. So what am I to do? I know that EVERYONE aren't lying, snakes-in-the-grass, but it would be very hard for me to weed through each person, experiencing heart-break after heart-break. :(

In conclusion, I will likely -never- be happy. Both guys and girls piss me off.
Any ways, i'm rambling. Thats all I have to say.

This is why we can't have nice things

God I hate stupid people. I'm not racist or anything like that but, why is that black people are always being ignorant and demonstrating something utterly retarded? Just wonderin'. Look at this (prepare for lulz):

Introduction...

Rhonda's Escapades.
My personal e-retreat; open for the entire Internet's viewing pleasure.

So, I will be posting here regularly with the boring happenings of my life. ^_^ Its your choice to read. Though if you really plan to read this blog, you are another fan -- I love my fans. Please, do not expect any entertainment from reading this blog. When I post here, I will do it as if I am talking to myself -- unless I somehow gain an audience (Which would be creepy anyways).

I created this blog to rant and to write about my crappy life. Since writing helps me relieve stress... Blogger has become my new friend.

Just a few facts and information on my current situation:

• I am 18, but I am a prisoner to my own home basically. Not literally, but virtually.
• I live with my crybaby mother, my idiotic stepfather and my {seemingly retarded} 14 year old brother. My sister is also here temporarily for the summer (thank god!) to cause chaos and stir up trouble. I love her dearly, but sometimes I wouldn't mind watching her die in a fire.
  
• I have two cars. A silver, 03' Dodge Neon and and a 04' Chrysler Sebring (my latest). Mind you, this Sebring is my 3rd car and i'm only 18. Why have I ran though so many cars already? Because I tend to neglect things that I am not using, thats why. I do not drive -that- much so I didn't see it necessary to get the oil/transmission fluid changed regularly. So whatever, I forgot and the engine was on the verge of locking up and the transmission wasn't properly changing gears.. or something like that. I forgot. Please note, the car would get WORSE every time it was driven, so I used it for emergency purposes ONLY. But nooo. My sister always thought it was cool to snag my keys in the middle of the night. Now, its worth under $100 and its repairs cost over $1000. Joy. Thanks to my luck, I recently persuaded my mother to purchase me another car! My lovely Sebring. Nice size, sunroof, power windows and air conditioning. Pretty much everything I wanted. I love my car, even though I had to wait almost a month to drive it after it was bought. Ugh.
• More on my sister. Not only does she take my car against my will, she is really immature. Its really beyond belief. She is in college and she thinks prank-calls, pouring cold-water on people and making 'Your Momma' jokes (mind you, we're sisters ) is amusing. I only have to deal with her for 3 more weeks; I will live. Hopefully.
  
• I am cursed with a sleeping disorder. I will explain it whenever I feel like it.
• Its like I learn something terrifying everyday about my past relationships that I didn't know.
• My stalker showed up again today. Pathetic kid.
• No one will take me to go see the Dark Knight. :(

That is all. More to come.

- Rhondaaaa